commence complaining

It is really too hot to wear anything but a swimsuit these days. Jewerly makes my neck sweat and cotton is the only acceptable fabric. Forget trends. Tuscaloosa, Ala, where temperatures excede 100F on a daily basis and the humidity swallows you whole.

"Oh, how I regret not having worn a bikini for the entire year I was twenty-six. If anyone young is reading this, go, right this minute, put on a bikini, and don’t take it off until you’re thirty-four.” -Nora Ephron