Turns out this is the most flattering thing I've ever put on my body. Girls, women, ladies: a-line midi-dresses are everything, despite their proverbial house-wife nature. Today I choose flattering shapes over sex appeal. But who am I kidding? Sex appeal rarely infiltrates my wardrobe decision-making. Leandra Medine is my soul sister.
Maybe I resemble June Cleaver, but I'd like to think the ASOS chain choker and BCBG black sandals would make it impossible for me to vacuum or cook a roast. Cheers to '50s fashion and braided updos. Drinks are on me, because I'm definitely planning on wearing this for a night out. Maybe it can be a game. Let's see how many drinks are purchased for the lady in a calf-baring, gingham dress and German school-girl braids. I like where this is going.